3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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