I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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