I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I will be naked everywhere
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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