I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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