Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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