i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
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