doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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