Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
