I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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