whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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