"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
are you so shy because you have an std?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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