remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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