But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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