3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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