4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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