I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
