Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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