My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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