I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I am naked and annoyed.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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