You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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