Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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