Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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