I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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