Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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