im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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