Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
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