My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
