hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize
