8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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