If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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