I got her a Nickelback box set.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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