Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
