David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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