Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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