Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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