We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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