he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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