I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Never underestimate the power of titties
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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