You work out of a Hotel?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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