It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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