lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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