i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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