I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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