the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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