so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
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