Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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