sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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