Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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