please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I don't deserve a penis
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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