it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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